stephtheawesome:

Reblogging for Sae. :)

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hipsterfood:

peanut butter banana coconut-shake

in a blender, (i promise no more blenders for a while after this!) blend until smooth: 1 large banana, 3 tbsp sweetened peanut butter, a 13.5 oz. can of coconut milk, and 6-10 ice cubes.

to make it extra cold, chill all of the ingredients for a couple of hours or overnight. i wouldn’t suggest adding extra sugar to this - there’s already plenty in the banana & PB. for a lower calorie drink substitute half the coconut milk for rice milk.

serve very cold to 4 people. (a small serving goes a long way!)

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cynique:

What’s that, article?

You say Iranian women are forced into submission by oppressive Muslim rule? You hold an Orientalist view that Middle Eastern women are forced to live in the home, being oppressed by wearing the veil/hijab/burka while churning out babies and being beaten by their husbands or honor killed by their male family?

I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you over our massive Iranian female police force armed with sub-machine guns, scaling walls, wielding swords, and shooting out of car windows.

Holy crap. This is amazing and thought-provoking at the same time.

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sofapizza:

supuru:

aaawkward

loopholeslooles:

stephtheawesome:

Yet another email from my lovely Authorship and Horror Writing lecturer.

The strangely wonderful lecturer we have. 

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thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: An unidentified homeless man is fighting for his life after his face was nearly eaten off by a naked attacker Saturday on a downtown highway ramp in Miami.

The attacker has been identified as Rudy Eugene, a 31-year-old homeless man. Some are speculating that he may have been high on LSD.

“He was ripping into his face with his teeth,” said Miami resident Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack. “He was ripping his skin, his neck. He had him held down. The guy couldn’t move really, and he was just tearing into his flesh. … You see these things in the movies, but when you see it up front and up close, it’s pretty traumatic. It really is.”

When a police officer approached and told Eugene to get off his victim, Eugene just kept chewing. “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” Vega said.

The officer then shot and killed Eugene.

As for the unfortunate victim, “much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged,” according to the Miami Herald. He is in critical condition.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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bookbabble:

My emotions!